OoOooh, we reviewed your Spoooky photos this week and it was a blast. We’re so glad to be back at our regular drinking time.
*Attention!* Next week the time may be an hour off for you, as we have daylight savings time this weekend. So make sure to check sdp.io/live for the countdown next week. That show will be on “candid family” photos, street photography tips apply.
Shout out for my photo blog! I had a great spooky model this week and got a few killer shots.
Chit-Chat! Our favorite segment where you say dumb stuff and we respond:
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“Have fun on snapchat and instagram you wrong-headed buffoon”
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Responses to Chelsea’s boudoir video were… mixed
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An Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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Mona Lisa was shot on a film camera
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Chelsea has a sharpened toothbrush
Kyle Wolfe! Our friend won an award in the USA Landscape Photographer of the Year contest for the youth category. He’s the best. But haters gonna hate.
And on that note: ignore the haters, y’all. They are a loud, cowardly minority.
Ok, let’s look at your photos:
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Tragic teddy bear death
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Ghost pumpkins
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“This zombie has great bone structure”
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“This guy is really committed to his Halloween costume.” “No, that’s his life, Tony.”
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“You have tar in you?”
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Jack Skellington
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“It’s like the prostate exam from hell”
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Blair Witch
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“Beat it, dementor, I’m having a latte”
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Adobe Photoshop update: finally a search bar
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“OM-D, more like OMG, it’s $2,000”
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Nigel Barker’s show premiered, you can see it at sdp.io/top
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New FAA guidelines on travelling with batteries
Over to me for some viewer questions:
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What would be your one vice if you could only choose one? Miami (vice). Alcohol, candy, sugar. Meth?
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Any plans for the super, super moon on November 14th? Yes.
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How long does it take you to become comfortable enough with a new camera to take it on a (paid, presumably) shoot? Depends on the shoot.
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Favorite 4k camera? We use the A7Rii and the GH4.
Let’s look at some portfolios! Brittney Watson up first. Change your landing page, the Disney shots are nice, but not marketable. Your portraits are lovely! You could market yourself easily, so add a pricing page and more hiring info.
Next up, Martin Kynde. Delete the “Portfolio” header, just use your two sub-menus. Gorgeous landscapes. Bulk up your portrait page, separate any shots of repeated models. Great work!
Ok, back to your photos:
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Condom head?
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They had a fog plan
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Not spooky owl
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Black eyes, black water
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Illuminati spot-colored cat
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“It’s got a little crucifix. I bet this is called the Jesus spider. Oh, it’s a garden spider. I was spookily wrong.”
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“This breed is prone to hip dysplasia, that’s spooky”
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Not today, zombie
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“Old man in the sea, it’s a different kind of book.”
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“This is like when I order chinese and I’m waiting”
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“You know what’s going to be spooky? Their lighting bill.”
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Light play
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“Is this Jamie’s picture? Because we had a guy named Jamie who had a lot of feelings about that photo shoot.”
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Award-winning photographer Kyle Wolfe
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Colored contacts are HELL on your eyes
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“Low low, what the heck is that? Irish buttermilk.” “That’s what is bothering you?”
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Nuh-uh, Pan
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Great bike shot
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Maya! Nice fish.
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“She’s just like ‘what, this is what we do, it’s Wednesday!”
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Horror at the Samsung store
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Black cats get a bad rap
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Face paint
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Creepy baby
I got fired while I was gone. Justin takes over.
Question from twitter: third-party batteries? Don’t do it!
Opinion on the new Macbook? Not really our thing.
Back to photos:
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Shoutout to the few of you who sent in photos of angel statues a la the Dr. Who episode “Blink”
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Free hugs!
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“There’s me and you, still waiting for that delivery food.”
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“That’s a lot of hands”
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Modern witch
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“Sexy giant” “is that what you’re into?”
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“When you’re dead but you still gotta take care of your baby”
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“Oh, computer problems”
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Speed round! There’s some gems in here.
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Murder face
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Bloody kid
And that’s our show! Tune in next week for candid family photos, and make sure to check the time because we have daylight savings.
